Over 99712

Them Demotivational Poster


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am

YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.

TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!

PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.


MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM

TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am

Those guys are totally not conformist

LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing c*****ge poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut b***er!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


TAGS: smoke them if you got
Rating: 4.63/5

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scarr3d - May 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
reminds of the saying "Rehab is for quitters"
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 1:03 pm
I gave up on quitting years ago...just doing my part to help the tobacco industry thrive. 5moke 'em if you got 'em...;)
Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 12:47 pm
I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:08 pm
5cancer sticks to you.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:07 pm
I quit almost 2 years ago....d*** I miss that! I look as good as that fellow does now.

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.26/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!

YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.

APPLE PI - An Irrational Snack for Mathematicians

FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction

TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.28/5

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HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake

HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


TAGS: radiation exposure japan them
Rating: 4.35/5

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Nagard - March 16, 2011, 10:43 am
You could say that... Apparently they also got problems in 3 different nuclear power plants and also in the most famous one there are 3 reactors going straight for the meltdown...
Nacht - March 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
Hopefully the old adage of bad luck coming in 3 is accurate this time. The last thing they need is more.


TAGS: kill the weeds by cultivating them
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - October 2, 2012, 1:31 pm
Brilliant :D
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:35 pm
Fantastic job Haar.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 6:00 pm
I love it. Totally great. Highest calliber.
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:36 am


TAGS: waiting for them is fine
Rating: 4.13/5

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lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half n**** women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!

Math -

TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny

COW BLIMP........ - So THIS was the million dollar idea that Airman and Mooo+ wanted investments for?!

COLORED CHICKS - I'm into them, variety is the what makes life interesting ...


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm
1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).


TAGS: sarcasm theme
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - October 2, 2010, 7:44 pm

and another 5L for the admiral...no trap.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 7:11 pm
^ 5's go there ^
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
very nice five of five
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 4:14 pm
good job
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
Wowwww.... best motifake ever.


TAGS: yet unfortunatley people love themselves too much to giv eit all up hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:18 am
Thank You
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:43 am
those who seek happiness must first learn contentment. whatever. 5L hammy
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:54 am

solid 5.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 7:09 pm
Perfectly safe Actually
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:54 pm

is is safe or PM conversation?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
You really Want To know ?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:48 pm

baby aspirin & OJ? should I even ask?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
I Amaze Even Myself sometimes... Oh Who Am I Kidding, baby aspirin And Orange Juice here I Come
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
Nice Save Hammy
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
Well At Least You get the Idea, And Also the second Implied Idea. (No One Is Perfect)
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:39 pm

sadly, once is is posted it is here to stay unless you have a really great reason. Spelling does not count as a reason...if it did I would delete about 1/2 of mine.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:37 pm
I Know This Is A Lot To Ask, But can You Delete This...So I Can Repost Without spelling Errors. And Thanks For the Lions And, Special thanks To You rerun :D
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:24 pm
Lose. 5L
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

maybe your best to date



TAGS: tell them you lovem rerun
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - January 30, 2012, 7:51 pm

at least he had the courage to take a chance
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 7:39 pm
My boyfriend wrote this on a note to me, I thought he made it up just for me. xD i was WRONG. 5l

BFF - are 2 allowed?

TAGS: you rank them
Rating: 4.38/5

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ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 12:16 am
Why yes, yes they are. 5
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:46 pm
5 thirsty lions (btw the name of my favorite pub: http://thirsty-lion.de)


TAGS: police politics freedom vote them out
Rating: 3.84/5

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kida2 - October 18, 2010, 10:11 pm
That's not an American soldier, so it's probably not in America. Just check out the rifle and license plate... neither are US issue.
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:20 pm

i really like this one. its a 5L from me.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 9:14 am

should have posted at politifake

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'


A fart -

TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!

HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".

TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.

POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that

TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.

HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!

Male or Female -

TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L



TAGS: them little kids run
Rating: 4.8/5

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AudioStalker - September 8, 2010, 10:37 pm
Thank you all. :D
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:48 am
Excellent poster, next time tho audio work on the size so it doesn't get pixelated like this one did. Still a 5L tho
Derek - September 8, 2010, 7:25 am
d***ed radioactive company, and I don't mean DJs.
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:45 am

wow, exceptional work.


TAGS: convince confuse them you can
Rating: 4.38/5

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ughomer - January 12, 2013, 6:59 am
Ha-ha-ha! 5L.



TAGS: show them about regret
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
5ad but true.
ohhai - May 30, 2011, 2:36 am
oh hai


TAGS: you cant blame the lions on us we just rooted for them
Rating: 3.47/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am
I bet there was a few agnostics who went along with the crowd.. just in case... Its also possible that most of the crowd were agnostics following 1 or 2 true believers.. PS worst form of nudity is sandals AND socks...
Sean - August 5, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, Airman? Name one person that an agnostic ever stomped to death ... didn't think so.
Airman - June 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I do believe the Agnostics are being ignored in all of this debating.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hath thy guinness forsaken thee? But hey, look at the time. Gottago! Tootles, loner.
agdaniele - June 20, 2009, 1:09 pm
Sandals? Anyone? I'm soooo alone.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 12:57 pm
Hey, thanks. Just to repeat myself a tad, I mean this more as jab at my own atheism (or neurosis) than at anyone else's views. Glad it's getting laughs from different directions.
KDP3 - June 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
5 lions/monkeys and I'm not even atheist!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 1:32 am
Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
I've said it before (truth) and I'll say it again: Sandals are the worst form of nudity.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Chew on it for awhile... it's layered.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's anti-sandals!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 9:51 pm
I'm glad this is not seen as anti-Christian, as that is not at all my intent. Most atheists go through a period of ***kishness. I've been over mine for months now. I'm still paranoid though, in my dreams. Take it easy Dudes in special shoes.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
I like this poster, because us Christians can KICK really HARD! :-)
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
WHO told you about our special shoes!?
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
Hey thanks, RON. The Canadian Tire money is on its way (including the top up to cover the exchange rate). And yes to the t-shirt request. That'd be so cool.
RON - June 19, 2009, 6:23 pm
can i make a t-shirt of this Sean?...lol Once again a TRUE MOTIFAKE...just this once to say to you...(tear in eye) you are the BEST! I wish all knew that!...your portfollio is just awesome of talent and genius, and great humor. Send the $1000 to my home
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
motifake - June 19, 2009, 6:05 pm



TAGS: reaper no one ever hears them
Rating: 3.36/5

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Derek - December 4, 2009, 9:31 pm
Crescendo in the target area.


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?



TAGS: superbowl national anthem n**** gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheGoat - February 9, 2011, 5:43 pm
Hard to believe his brother was Deputy Prime Minister of Canada in the 80s while he was making his best films!
voodoo3535 - February 9, 2011, 10:44 am
He will be missed.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
Touching tribute. Like the moment, it brought a tear to my eye. 5L

DESPAIR - Seeing that long-time, loyal, hard-working employee rest after another long day.... Knowing that you'll have to fire them..

UPGRADES - You ignore them at your own peril... graveyards are filled with the obsolete

TAGS: you ignore them at your own peril graveyards are filled with the obsolete
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - May 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
What have you DONE?!
just me - May 10, 2010, 5:02 pm
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:36 pm
Grandpa R2-B2? Is that you?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie?

TAGS: don t get between them and thier food
Rating: 3.95/5

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CANADA - November 9, 2009, 9:36 pm

SEAN'S GARDEN - His goal isn't really to frighten the crows just curb their appetite

MOTINET THEME SONG - Weird Al move over


TAGS: theme for the day
Rating: 2.88/5

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spacedog - September 9, 2009, 3:43 pm
I thought the Royal Canadian Air Farce had a chicken cannon. We don't want our beavers goin anywhere.
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 3:25 pm
Don't make us fire the beaver cannons!
Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:23 pm
um, the motifake topic of the day is "Fire".. which could be a verb, a noun, etc. Everyday there is a new subject to make new motifakes about.. or aboot for our northern contingent
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:04 pm
your point being?

AGE - It shall not weary them



TAGS: so remember them eh
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 7:24 pm
I knew I was singing that anthem wrong at the hockey games.
CANADA - November 11, 2010, 6:21 pm
very nice
GreyScorpion - November 11, 2010, 10:17 am
true dat!! 5L

Robin Williams will be missed -

The hungry -

TAGS: feed them
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 1:18 pm
Oh so true! It's getting harder and harder to find AA batteries to "borrow" from around the house...those 5L smoke detectors are starting to look promising...vrrt vrrt.

Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

USDA Organic -


TAGS: bury them deep
Rating: 4.92/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2014, 6:32 pm

LOL, Rick~~I'm pretty tame...well, sorta tame...nevermind. PS: Don't look in the freezer.
Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:29 pm
Added to favourites. This is... something. (You should probably also see a doctor or something...)
lgvernon - April 19, 2014, 6:22 pm

Thank you so much, Sho!
Sho - April 19, 2014, 1:22 pm


GOOGLE'S NSFW COMMITTEE - even with SpaceDog pleading our case it's going to be an uphill battle

TAGS: round 1 to them
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - August 9, 2010, 6:48 pm
LOL! Ladies, time to wake up... they're not dead are they? But it took 11 months alone to arrange this meeting... 5L
wampyre - August 9, 2010, 4:12 pm
this is crazy! ! ! XD the uphill battle is going to be raising those zombies from the dead...


Mirrors -

unconscionable moron -

TAGS: moron parents have children barren women cry themselves to sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:39 pm
Damm, cynic, my dad did that to me over the bear pit at the Portland zoo…early ‘50s. The bears were like, ‘really?’, rather intense…true story

Men must be Men -

TAGS: men joking about themselves is attractive according to survey
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2013, 11:15 am
"...for, according to our mother, you're our father, and that's good enough for us."

IN EVERY CONVERSATION - There is a Smart Ass and a Dumb Ass, just make sure she knows which one you are.


TAGS: you either have them or you dont
Rating: 4.39/5

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Airman - April 20, 2010, 12:49 pm
LOL at Aggy. But Bob, good point.. Weapons's doesn't work, and destructions doesn't work, but is it acceptable to pluralize the abbreviation? I believe I see them referred to that way in the press. I need to think on this
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:25 pm
That's why you're not on the list.
Bob D. Sailor - April 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
I hate to go Spelling Nazi here, but you can't pluralize Destruction.



WE KNOW HIM AS PHYDEAUX - his neighbors use some other names

CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM - But dammit sometime I sure am tempted to try

THE TRIBUTE FLIGHT PATH - has been terminated

TAGS: he likes them
Rating: 4.25/5

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TAGS: anglomania english obsessed mania theme silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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tc1991 - March 5, 2013, 6:25 am
England does not equal Britain



TAGS: maybe if i ignore them they will go away
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:35 am
HA!! 5L!


TUPPERWARE - The Molumbos now know how valuable it is in stretching their food dollar

GOOD ROLE MODEL - Not In This Picture

TAGS: teaching them young
Rating: 3.75/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 11:10 pm
What are you saying? I thought the baby was demonstrating great technique XDXD


TAGS: the day has finally come merchants of death will fetch them all
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thanks, guys. If only the could put a reverse shock-collar on that yellow dog. The fantasy would be made real.
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 1:41 pm
HaHa! Pokémon for grown-ups. I never thought about it like that. You nailed it, Bart...5.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 8:17 am
LOL caught me by surprise Nice challenge response 5L


TAGS: sept 15 youth role model teach and send them outdoors
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm
this burns. 5L
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Sadly, so true. Great work, Agd.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 6:11 pm
I want some extra lessons from Tila!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 2:54 pm
When I was a dumb kid, we didn't have Maggie Margerita or Tila something or other, we had this thing called "older kids".
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:39 pm
Awesome :D
RONSART - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
Great work!
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
She has to tell them about the little man in the boat. That was probably the number one question in most middle schools and junior high schools today.


TAGS: boundaries men know them
Rating: 3.64/5

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WTF - December 15, 2009, 12:26 pm
It means, "When I tell you to make me a sammich, don't continue with your ironing - make the gadd*** sammich!"
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:38 am
Silly women... auto-erotic asphyxiation is for men!
Sean - August 31, 2009, 5:12 pm
What does this poster mean?


TAGS: waffles get them every time
Rating: 3.54/5

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Lolli - January 5, 2010, 6:23 am
I too would hump those shoes :)
LogicDude - September 30, 2009, 3:15 pm
Attack of the 50 foot woman? No?
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2009, 2:46 pm
Epic Classic Comment. 5L just for that.
rerun - September 30, 2009, 1:28 pm

somehow I thought LogicDude was taller

IN THE TEMPLE OF THE HEARTLESS - I was humbled & reborn... Into a god.

FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS - We wish you the happiest of holidays and a bright and cheerful New Year

TAGS: how sweet of them
Rating: 3.48/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:23 pm
LOL! 5Ls
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 4:19 pm
FTW!!! 5 Mulligans!!


TAGS: it should be made compulsory for them to eat here before they start posting
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:37 pm
Starters: decomposing eyeballs and teeth to add some *crunch* Main course: Brains, Rare, maybe Medium-Rare with some maggot sauce Dessert: rotten skin with a moldy mixture of stomach fluids topped with a light sprinkling of hair mmmmmmmmmmmmm... yummy


TAGS: there s a theme here sport basketballs peta may have valid points
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 12:36 pm
Thanks, Logic. That means a lot coming from you.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:29 am
This is a masterpiece Bart! 5 empty-sacked Lions.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:46 pm
lamp* not lap...d*** typos.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
Thanks for commenting. I'm glad it compelled you take such a bold step...of course, I once saw a thing on the news where a cat pushed a lap off a mantle and onto the head of its sleeping owner...You should probably keep one eye open. p**** is tricky.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:32 pm
I don't have a dog, but this moved me to tell my cats that if I had a dog, I'd love it more.

PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)

WMD - Finally found them!

TAGS: finally found them
Rating: 3.21/5