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Them Demotivational Poster


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am, #175245
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm, #175065
5 cats for this one


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm, #225455
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm, #216052
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am, #216033
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am, #216028
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm, #216018
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #216012
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216007
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm, #216005
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm, #216003
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm, #251663
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm, #206128
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206103
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm, #206099
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm, #205990
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


THINKING OF OTHERS -


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm, #224067
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am, #224042
tl;dr
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am, #224038
5lainté!


YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.


TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am, #252843
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm, #228836
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.




MATHEMATICS -




MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm, #201653
He is just with him for his mind


BLESSINGS -




PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM


TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm, #216333
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am, #216074
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am, #216044

Those guys are totally not conformist


LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am, #182627
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am, #182626
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am, #182625
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am, #182603
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am, #182602
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing c*****ge poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am, #182601
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am, #182600
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am, #182596
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am, #182595
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am, #182594
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am, #182593
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am, #182592
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am, #182591
You got your whiskey in my peanut b***er!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am, #182590
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am, #182589
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am, #182588
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am, #182587
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am, #182584
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am, #182583
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am, #182582
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am, #182580
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am, #182579
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm, #154766
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141548
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am, #112463
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am, #112462
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am, #112455
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm, #97017
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm, #96968
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm, #96905
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm, #96902
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm, #96900
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm, #96899
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm, #96896
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm, #96894
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm, #96888
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm, #96887
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am, #96881
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am, #96879
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


HEALTHY LIVING -


TAGS: smoke them if you got
Rating: 4.63/5

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scarr3d - May 7, 2011, 5:24 pm, #218247
reminds of the saying "Rehab is for quitters"
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 1:03 pm, #218237
I gave up on quitting years ago...just doing my part to help the tobacco industry thrive. 5moke 'em if you got 'em...;)
Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 12:47 pm, #218236
I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:08 pm, #218209
5cancer sticks to you.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:07 pm, #218208
I quit almost 2 years ago....d*** I miss that! I look as good as that fellow does now.


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




APPLE PI - An Irrational Snack for Mathematicians




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.26/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am, #150280
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm, #145400
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm, #145152
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm, #145126
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm, #145123
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am, #145068
not me! I would injoy it to much!


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm, #182565
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm, #174188
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm, #169537
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm, #169536
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm, #169534
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm, #169533
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.




FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction


TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.28/5

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HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm, #207117
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm, #122447
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am, #260696
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


EARTHQUAKES -


TAGS: radiation exposure japan them
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Nagard - March 16, 2011, 10:43 am, #214398
You could say that... Apparently they also got problems in 3 different nuclear power plants and also in the most famous one there are 3 reactors going straight for the meltdown...
Nacht - March 15, 2011, 3:25 pm, #214338
Hopefully the old adage of bad luck coming in 3 is accurate this time. The last thing they need is more.


PAUSE -


TAGS: kill the weeds by cultivating them
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - October 2, 2012, 1:31 pm, #239655
Brilliant :D
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:35 pm, #196883
Fantastic job Haar.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 6:00 pm, #195751
I love it. Totally great. Highest calliber.
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:36 am, #195663
Beautiful.


JAYWALKERS -


TAGS: waiting for them is fine
Rating: 4.13/5

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lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm, #235267

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm, #235262
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half n**** women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm, #235261

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm, #235252
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!


Math -


TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am, #245102
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny


COW BLIMP........ - So THIS was the million dollar idea that Airman and Mooo+ wanted investments for?!




COLORED CHICKS - I'm into them, variety is the what makes life interesting ...




LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am, #255236
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm, #243070
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am, #243066
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am, #243052
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm, #243040
1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).


SARCASM -


TAGS: sarcasm theme
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - October 2, 2010, 7:44 pm, #196503

and another 5L for the admiral...no trap.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 7:11 pm, #196488
^ 5's go there ^
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 4:58 pm, #196472
very nice five of five
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 4:14 pm, #196466
good job
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 4:05 pm, #196465
Wowwww.... best motifake ever.


EPIPHANY -


TAGS: yet unfortunatley people love themselves too much to giv eit all up hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:18 am, #201707
Thank You
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:43 am, #201702
those who seek happiness must first learn contentment. whatever. 5L hammy
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:54 am, #201686

solid 5.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 7:09 pm, #201620
Perfectly safe Actually
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:54 pm, #201616

is is safe or PM conversation?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:50 pm, #201615
You really Want To know ?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:48 pm, #201614

baby aspirin & OJ? should I even ask?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm, #201613
I Amaze Even Myself sometimes... Oh Who Am I Kidding, baby aspirin And Orange Juice here I Come
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm, #201612
Nice Save Hammy
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:41 pm, #201611
Well At Least You get the Idea, And Also the second Implied Idea. (No One Is Perfect)
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:39 pm, #201609

sadly, once is is posted it is here to stay unless you have a really great reason. Spelling does not count as a reason...if it did I would delete about 1/2 of mine.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201607
I Know This Is A Lot To Ask, But can You Delete This...So I Can Repost Without spelling Errors. And Thanks For the Lions And, Special thanks To You rerun :D
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:24 pm, #201593
Lose. 5L
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:22 pm, #201591

maybe your best to date


THE WORLD IS NOT POLLUTED ENOUGH FOR US -




LOVE -


TAGS: tell them you lovem rerun
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - January 30, 2012, 7:51 pm, #228485

at least he had the courage to take a chance
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 7:39 pm, #228484
My boyfriend wrote this on a note to me, I thought he made it up just for me. xD i was WRONG. 5l


BFF - are 2 allowed?


TAGS: you rank them
Rating: 4.38/5

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ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 12:16 am, #215261
Why yes, yes they are. 5
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:46 pm, #183272
5 thirsty lions (btw the name of my favorite pub: http://thirsty-lion.de)


FREEDOM?... -


TAGS: police politics freedom vote them out
Rating: 3.84/5

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kida2 - October 18, 2010, 10:11 pm, #198893
That's not an American soldier, so it's probably not in America. Just check out the rifle and license plate... neither are US issue.
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:20 pm, #198558

i really like this one. its a 5L from me.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 9:14 am, #198534

should have posted at politifake


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'




ALWAYS REMEMBER THOSE BRAVE SOULS -




ONCE UPON A TIME -




LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm, #177554
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".


TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236622
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am, #236609
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am, #236606
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!


FEELINGS -


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am, #168053
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that


TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm, #189762
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am, #252184
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am, #252170
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am, #252164
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am, #252161
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm, #252159
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


LOANS ARE UNWANTED -




IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE -


TAGS: them little kids run
Rating: 4.8/5

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AudioStalker - September 8, 2010, 10:37 pm, #192905
Thank you all. :D
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:48 am, #192817
Excellent poster, next time tho audio work on the size so it doesn't get pixelated like this one did. Still a 5L tho
Derek - September 8, 2010, 7:25 am, #192784
d***ed radioactive company, and I don't mean DJs.
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:45 am, #192779

wow, exceptional work.


IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE THEM - CONFUSE THEM!


TAGS: convince confuse them you can
Rating: 4.38/5

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ughomer - January 12, 2013, 6:59 am, #242392
Ha-ha-ha! 5L.


ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN -




ADVICE -


TAGS: show them about regret
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227187
5ad but true.
ohhai - May 30, 2011, 2:36 am, #219350
oh hai


ATHEISM -


TAGS: you cant blame the lions on us we just rooted for them
Rating: 3.47/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am, #210442
I bet there was a few agnostics who went along with the crowd.. just in case... Its also possible that most of the crowd were agnostics following 1 or 2 true believers.. PS worst form of nudity is sandals AND socks...
Sean - August 5, 2009, 12:08 am, #104766
Oh yeah, Airman? Name one person that an agnostic ever stomped to death ... didn't think so.
Airman - June 24, 2009, 12:46 pm, #89449
I do believe the Agnostics are being ignored in all of this debating.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 1:38 pm, #88587
Hath thy guinness forsaken thee? But hey, look at the time. Gottago! Tootles, loner.
agdaniele - June 20, 2009, 1:09 pm, #88584
Sandals? Anyone? I'm soooo alone.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 12:57 pm, #88583
Hey, thanks. Just to repeat myself a tad, I mean this more as jab at my own atheism (or neurosis) than at anyone else's views. Glad it's getting laughs from different directions.
KDP3 - June 20, 2009, 12:47 pm, #88582
5 lions/monkeys and I'm not even atheist!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 1:32 am, #88519
Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 10:52 pm, #88466
I've said it before (truth) and I'll say it again: Sandals are the worst form of nudity.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:35 pm, #88458
Chew on it for awhile... it's layered.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:20 pm, #88449
It's anti-sandals!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 9:51 pm, #88445
I'm glad this is not seen as anti-Christian, as that is not at all my intent. Most atheists go through a period of ***kishness. I've been over mine for months now. I'm still paranoid though, in my dreams. Take it easy Dudes in special shoes.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 8:38 pm, #88427
I like this poster, because us Christians can KICK really HARD! :-)
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 7:20 pm, #88364
WHO told you about our special shoes!?
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:35 pm, #88350
Hey thanks, RON. The Canadian Tire money is on its way (including the top up to cover the exchange rate). And yes to the t-shirt request. That'd be so cool.
RON - June 19, 2009, 6:23 pm, #88343
can i make a t-shirt of this Sean?...lol Once again a TRUE MOTIFAKE...just this once to say to you...(tear in eye) you are the BEST! I wish all knew that!...your portfollio is just awesome of talent and genius, and great humor. Send the $1000 to my home
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:13 pm, #88339
Thanks.
motifake - June 19, 2009, 6:05 pm, #88336

OMG, LMAOOO!


A SYMPHONY IN THE SKY -


TAGS: reaper no one ever hears them
Rating: 3.36/5

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Derek - December 4, 2009, 9:31 pm, #142554
Crescendo in the target area.


ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am, #140075
Dude, what's with me pic?


MATHEMATICS -




A TOUCHING MOMENT -


TAGS: superbowl national anthem n**** gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheGoat - February 9, 2011, 5:43 pm, #212086
Hard to believe his brother was Deputy Prime Minister of Canada in the 80s while he was making his best films!
voodoo3535 - February 9, 2011, 10:44 am, #212066
He will be missed.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:49 pm, #211981
Touching tribute. Like the moment, it brought a tear to my eye. 5L


DESPAIR - Seeing that long-time, loyal, hard-working employee rest after another long day.... Knowing that you'll have to fire them..




UPGRADES - You ignore them at your own peril... graveyards are filled with the obsolete


TAGS: you ignore them at your own peril graveyards are filled with the obsolete
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - May 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #175508
What have you DONE?!
just me - May 10, 2010, 5:02 pm, #175470
EXTERMINATE!!!
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:36 pm, #175467
Grandpa R2-B2? Is that you?


WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie?


TAGS: don t get between them and thier food
Rating: 3.95/5

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CANADA - November 9, 2009, 9:36 pm, #135430
LOL!


SEAN'S GARDEN - His goal isn't really to frighten the crows just curb their appetite




MOTINET THEME SONG - Weird Al move over




FIRE! -


TAGS: theme for the day
Rating: 2.88/5

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spacedog - September 9, 2009, 3:43 pm, #116323
I thought the Royal Canadian Air Farce had a chicken cannon. We don't want our beavers goin anywhere.
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 3:25 pm, #116318
Don't make us fire the beaver cannons!
Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:23 pm, #116317
um, the motifake topic of the day is "Fire".. which could be a verb, a noun, etc. Everyday there is a new subject to make new motifakes about.. or aboot for our northern contingent
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:04 pm, #116314
your point being?


AGE - It shall not weary them




WHITE LAB COATS -




ON GUARD FOR THEE -


TAGS: so remember them eh
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 7:24 pm, #202435
I knew I was singing that anthem wrong at the hockey games.
CANADA - November 11, 2010, 6:21 pm, #202425
very nice
GreyScorpion - November 11, 2010, 10:17 am, #202373
true dat!! 5L


Robin Williams will be missed -




The hungry -


TAGS: feed them
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 1:18 pm, #254781
Oh so true! It's getting harder and harder to find AA batteries to "borrow" from around the house...those 5L smoke detectors are starting to look promising...vrrt vrrt.


Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm, #254807
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm, #254806
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm, #254804
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


USDA Organic -




REMNANT -


TAGS: bury them deep
Rating: 4.92/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2014, 6:32 pm, #254394

LOL, Rick~~I'm pretty tame...well, sorta tame...nevermind. PS: Don't look in the freezer.
Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:29 pm, #254391
Added to favourites. This is... something. (You should probably also see a doctor or something...)
lgvernon - April 19, 2014, 6:22 pm, #254388

Thank you so much, Sho!
Sho - April 19, 2014, 1:22 pm, #254384
Beautiful!


SHARK ATTACKS -




GOOGLE'S NSFW COMMITTEE - even with SpaceDog pleading our case it's going to be an uphill battle


TAGS: round 1 to them
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - August 9, 2010, 6:48 pm, #188400
LOL! Ladies, time to wake up... they're not dead are they? But it took 11 months alone to arrange this meeting... 5L
wampyre - August 9, 2010, 4:12 pm, #188384
this is crazy! ! ! XD the uphill battle is going to be raising those zombies from the dead...


GOODYELLAS -




Mirrors -




unconscionable moron -


TAGS: moron parents have children barren women cry themselves to sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:39 pm, #248862
Damm, cynic, my dad did that to me over the bear pit at the Portland zoo…early ‘50s. The bears were like, ‘really?’, rather intense…true story


Men must be Men -


TAGS: men joking about themselves is attractive according to survey
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2013, 11:15 am, #247441
"...for, according to our mother, you're our father, and that's good enough for us."


IN EVERY CONVERSATION - There is a Smart Ass and a Dumb Ass, just make sure she knows which one you are.




WMD'S -


TAGS: you either have them or you dont
Rating: 4.39/5

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Airman - April 20, 2010, 12:49 pm, #172549
LOL at Aggy. But Bob, good point.. Weapons's doesn't work, and destructions doesn't work, but is it acceptable to pluralize the abbreviation? I believe I see them referred to that way in the press. I need to think on this
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:25 pm, #172266
That's why you're not on the list.
Bob D. Sailor - April 19, 2010, 8:24 pm, #172264
I hate to go Spelling Nazi here, but you can't pluralize Destruction.


THE HANDSHAKE -




SAFETY DANCE -




WE KNOW HIM AS PHYDEAUX - his neighbors use some other names




CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM - But dammit sometime I sure am tempted to try




THE TRIBUTE FLIGHT PATH - has been terminated


TAGS: he likes them
Rating: 4.25/5

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DETERMINATION -




ANGLOMANIA -


TAGS: anglomania english obsessed mania theme silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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tc1991 - March 5, 2013, 6:25 am, #244056
England does not equal Britain


LESBIANISM -




COURTESY -


TAGS: maybe if i ignore them they will go away
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:35 am, #156674
HA!! 5L!


NEVER MOTIVATE -




TUPPERWARE - The Molumbos now know how valuable it is in stretching their food dollar




GOOD ROLE MODEL - Not In This Picture


TAGS: teaching them young
Rating: 3.75/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 11:10 pm, #180613
What are you saying? I thought the baby was demonstrating great technique XDXD


DOGFIGHTING -


TAGS: the day has finally come merchants of death will fetch them all
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:44 pm, #149731
Thanks, guys. If only the could put a reverse shock-collar on that yellow dog. The fantasy would be made real.
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 1:41 pm, #149729
HaHa! Pokémon for grown-ups. I never thought about it like that. You nailed it, Bart...5.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 8:17 am, #149708
LOL caught me by surprise Nice challenge response 5L


DISNEYSITTER -


TAGS: sept 15 youth role model teach and send them outdoors
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm, #163663
this burns. 5L
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 11:32 pm, #118189
Sadly, so true. Great work, Agd.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 6:11 pm, #118102
I want some extra lessons from Tila!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 2:54 pm, #118070
When I was a dumb kid, we didn't have Maggie Margerita or Tila something or other, we had this thing called "older kids".
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:39 pm, #118066
Awesome :D
RONSART - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm, #118061
Great work!
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 1:49 pm, #118056
She has to tell them about the little man in the boat. That was probably the number one question in most middle schools and junior high schools today.


BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: boundaries men know them
Rating: 3.64/5

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WTF - December 15, 2009, 12:26 pm, #145948
It means, "When I tell you to make me a sammich, don't continue with your ironing - make the gadd*** sammich!"
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:38 am, #113711
Silly women... auto-erotic asphyxiation is for men!
Sean - August 31, 2009, 5:12 pm, #113621
What does this poster mean?


PLEEEEEZ -


TAGS: waffles get them every time
Rating: 3.54/5

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Lolli - January 5, 2010, 6:23 am, #150288
I too would hump those shoes :)
LogicDude - September 30, 2009, 3:15 pm, #122930
Attack of the 50 foot woman? No?
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2009, 2:46 pm, #122917
Epic Classic Comment. 5L just for that.
rerun - September 30, 2009, 1:28 pm, #122900

somehow I thought LogicDude was taller


IN THE TEMPLE OF THE HEARTLESS - I was humbled & reborn... Into a god.




FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS - We wish you the happiest of holidays and a bright and cheerful New Year


TAGS: how sweet of them
Rating: 3.48/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:23 pm, #141890
LOL! 5Ls
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 4:19 pm, #141853
FTW!!! 5 Mulligans!!


MOTIFAKE NOOBS -


TAGS: it should be made compulsory for them to eat here before they start posting
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:37 pm, #229371
Starters: decomposing eyeballs and teeth to add some *crunch* Main course: Brains, Rare, maybe Medium-Rare with some maggot sauce Dessert: rotten skin with a moldy mixture of stomach fluids topped with a light sprinkling of hair mmmmmmmmmmmmm... yummy


THE BASKET -


TAGS: there s a theme here sport basketballs peta may have valid points
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 12:36 pm, #134813
Thanks, Logic. That means a lot coming from you.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:29 am, #134541
This is a masterpiece Bart! 5 empty-sacked Lions.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:46 pm, #134499
lamp* not lap...d*** typos.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 11:45 pm, #134497
Thanks for commenting. I'm glad it compelled you take such a bold step...of course, I once saw a thing on the news where a cat pushed a lap off a mantle and onto the head of its sleeping owner...You should probably keep one eye open. p**** is tricky.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:32 pm, #134459
I don't have a dog, but this moved me to tell my cats that if I had a dog, I'd love it more.


PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)




WMD - Finally found them!


TAGS: finally found them
Rating: 3.21/5


BED -


TAGS: so many questions so few to answere them
Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am, #168530
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


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